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3,614 notes irontemple:

oh godddd

irontemple:

oh godddd

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60,314 notes

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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64,092 notes deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

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658,653 notes
me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
80,438 notes

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

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6,322 notes moonpeeker:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Eating pussy

omg, the one kid in the back of the class who GETS it.  <3

moonpeeker:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Eating pussy

omg, the one kid in the back of the class who GETS it.  <3

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143,151 notes charliedayquotes:

I specialize in bird law

charliedayquotes:

I specialize in bird law

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566,029 notes

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

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330,509 notes

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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367,151 notes

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

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